I bet you've all been wondering why this wonder woman hasn't been mentioning Wonderland all that much. I bet you've been saying to yourself: "Hey, how's that Wonder Woman of ours doing with that book place?"
All right, so maybe you haven't been ACTIVELY thinking about it. But just in case, I'll give you a little window into this wonder woman's world:
It's the Christmas season. 'Tis the season to be jolly. Apparently the rough translation of "jolly" in Wonderland is "noun, meaning major anger and or annoyance, on the verge of drastic actions against other human beings". I was not aware of this culture difference.
In the past week, as the air has turned rough and cold, I have been threatened, yelled at, picked at, overwhelmed, eyes have been rolled, lines have been made, and my job has been called into question by just a few "jolly" customers. It's only the first week of December. I can only imagine how wonderful Wonderland will become as the holidays draw closer and closer. I am preparing for battle wonder women, a full fledged battle on Wonderland and its inhabitants. The only problem: where does a wonder woman buy her ammunition?
Armed and terrified, WW
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