Because of the bleak prospects in Wonderland, this wonder woman had to take the bull by the horns and make some mad money. But does a wonder woman put on her resume ALL of her past positions? Do employers want to know even your most strange and odd jobs?
Nanny/Child Professional-
Have a kid needs tending? Even the rowdy, grouchy, screaming, tyrant children aren't too much to handle. Have money ready by end of session. Will drive if gas is provided. Television is never on the play agenda.
Grader-
Attention Teachers! Don't have any spare time for yourself? Hand over a sample graded paper and leave it to me! Works by the hour. Will mark your way, their way, any way, but only in purple ink.
Composter-
Have the compost but no time to use it? This amateur gardener will shovel your crap anywhere you want it to go. Experience in composting, shoveling, making trash, and lovin' the great outdoors. Sunscreen and ice tea would be appreciated. No payment necessary for short jobs.
Merry Maid-
Houses are my speciality. I can get them ship shape, top to bottom. Bathrooms, windows, floors, kitchens, bedrooms are all done, and done right. Nothing is left but the sweet smell of a job well done. Pay by the hour, tips are not necessary.
Dog Walker-
All dogs love the wind in their face and the smells of their brethren around them. I'm just the woman to give them what they love and love doing it. I'll take them around the block, or up a mountain if they want it. Poo bags necessary, payment not.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment