Wonderland is amiss...
At the Wonderland morning Town Hall meeting it became very clear that the currency exchange was becoming an issue. Sales in every department were down, down, down that rabbit hole and no one knew why or how.
"But it was so busy!" Pipped in the White Rabbit.
"I could barely keep up with all the customers!" Shouted a Wonderlander from the back.
"Maybe we're just a glorified office...being used for our internet and coffee," mused the Mad Hatter.
Whatever the reason, whatever the cause, Wonderland was looking gloomy and something had to be done. The Duchess thought and thought of a solution to her little problem. Payroll could not be met with all this silly sales business, and Wonderlanders were beginning to worry themselves sick. Then came the most remarkable solution she could possibly dream of: the wonder woman.
Oh yes, it was me. I was the solution. Don't fret, I'm not fired or anything permanent like that. I'm simply losing hours, after hours. Shifts after shifts. In fact, you could say that I have lost all my scheduled hours for almost five days. You can say it, because it's true.
But I won't complain. I'll hold my head up high and not think less of them. Times are hard. We've all had to make sacrifices. A little less outings here, one less pair of wonderful boots there...yes, sacrifices are the key to bring Wonderland back to order. Plus, with all this free time, this wonder woman can find something better.
Shopping for employment, WW
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
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My boss actually told me this as I'm still an intern at my company, and it would seem to apply to you as well, "Don't settle for the lousy pay here, even if you like the job. You deserve a real salary, so go ahead and look for other places."
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