Weekends with No Dates

Ok, so let's be real for a second. There will be times in every wonder woman's life when there will be beautiful nights with twinkling stars and full moons and candles and romantic music and all that stuff and no lug to enjoy any of it with. When these times occur, please, do not be discouraged. It does not mean you are any less wonderful. It just means there is a shortage of supermen in your district, which you may have to take up with your local congressman. I, however, try not to get involved in local politics (hairy stuff).

When you have weekends with no dates, take advantage of this opportunity to do something wonderful for yourself. Read a book. Draw a picture. Take over a small nation for economical gain. Whatever strikes your fancy. Wonder women often forget to pamper themselves. It's a flaw of ours. We're givers by nature. When you share your superpowers all the time, you forget that they can also be used for shallow, self-absorbed reasons. This wonder woman often enjoys a good solid bubble bath, chocolate and Machiavelli's "The Prince" to tuck her in at night.

However, using your superpowers for selfish reasons should be a strictly "weekends with no dates" venture. Running around using superpowers selfishly everyday of the week would make you a supervillain, and thus no longer a wonder woman. We need more wonder women, not less. Proceed with caution and care. It is a fine line to dance. But dance it we shall. Because until there are some supermen around to hang out with, you've just got to be a little creative with your weekends.

Always, WW